Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you lazy gamers out there!
Join our server and experience the thrill of watching streams of lava flow directly into your inventory, because who has time to mine for resources anyway? Our server is so lazy-friendly that even the mobs will come to you, begging to be defeated for their precious loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lazy Pig, who will bring you all the bacon you could ever want without you even having to lift a finger. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Lazy Sword, which swings itself so you can just sit back and relax.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner laziness like never before!
Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you too lazy to learn how to code like those try-hard players? Well, have no fear because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let your depression fuel your creativity as you build the most epic structures without lifting a finger. Our server is so easy to use, even a depressed sloth could dominate the game. So come join us and let your inner laziness shine in all its glory!
Are you tired of the real world and its boring job interviews? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about job interviews again, because here, the only interview you’ll have is with our friendly villagers who just want to trade with you! Plus, our server is so fun and addicting, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, ditch the real world and join us for a virtual adventure like no other!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.
On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrustedunicorn that poops out emeralds.
But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where you can escape all those deep, existential questions and just have a blast!
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered.
Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to claim them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary that shoots rainbow lasers.
So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you can be building a giant taco fortress with your friends on our server? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.
Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!
Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Reasons to Join:
7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Why waste your time on boring real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and do absolutely nothing of importance?
Our server is filled with EXHILARATING activities such as staring at the sunset for hours on end, counting the pixels on a block, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time. Who needs passion when you can have pure, unadulterated boredom?
Join us now and experience the thrill of doing nothing in a world where nothing really matters. Don’t let the opportunity to waste your time slip away!
Welcome to a realm of boundless adventure and creativity! Dive into our Minecraft server, where every block is a canvas for your imagination. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, there are no limits to what you can build here. Join a vibrant community of fellow players, embark on epic quests, and forge alliances to conquer the wilderness. With regular events, custom plugins, and a dedicated staff team, your journey in our server will be nothing short of legendary. Join us now and become part of the next chapter in Minecraft history!
Brand New and small SMP I’ve started by myself out of a small experiment to see what people can turn this empty land into a community. I am very active on discord so feel free to join me! The goal of the server is to remain small survival server with a lot of neat things to come along with it. I’ll be active as much as possible adding new content that you guys request, I am excited to take this first step into a new beginning! Much love everyone!
Vanilla Frxsh is a Survival Minecraft server. Vanilla Frxsh has no mods, no plugins (except anticheat), and no custom commands. If you are hacking or cheating, you will get banned from the server. If you find anyone cheating tell TheAmazingSnipp.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disagreements the good old-fashioned way – through PvP battles!
Join us and experience the thrill of challenging someone’s beliefs by beating the virtual blocky pixels out of them. Who needs a debate when you can just show them who’s boss in a Minecraft duel?
Our server is the perfect place to prove your dominance and assert your superiority. Plus, if you manage to defeat someone in combat, their beliefs are automatically deemed invalid. It’s like a virtual mic drop moment, but with diamond swords.
So come on over and join us for some epic battles and outrageous debates. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and master of philosophical discourse. See you in the virtual arena!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-hungry zombies, and a community crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who offered to trade enchanted golden apples for a secret dance move. Needless to say, chaos ensued as players raced to learn the dance move and claim their shiny new apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that only appears at midnight on a full moon. Rumor has it that inside the chest lies the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a block of cheese that grants the power of flight to anyone who dares to eat it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
Welcome to Raid Lands, in the server you must protect your base to prevent players from raiding and destroying your base. Our server features nostalgic terrain from older versions of Minecraft which is in many different zones. We also have a friendly community which can help you out and become a team member of your base!
We also feature ranks that players can earn by playing the server for a certain period of time, and the higher ranks having perks such as a different text color in the chat.
Terrain version zones:
– Until 616 blocks in any direction: Beta 1.7 terrain
– Until 1320 blocks in any direction: 1.6 terrain
– Until 2776 blocks in any direction: 1.12 terrain
– After 2776 blocks in any direction: Modern terrain
Supported versions: 1.9.x – 1.20.x
Server IP: raidlands.org
Community Discord: discord.gg/KdSeAD3
