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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Enchantments Applied: 253

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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