Come join our epic Minecraft server where we wear laser headbands that can tell if you’re gonna have a stroke! it’s like having a doctor on your head! just hold your breath and BAM, instant diagnosis! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be holding your breath from all the excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of potentially saving your own life while building a virtual world with your fellow gamers. It’s like playing Minecraft in the future, but with lasers and brain scans!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Dimension Hops: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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