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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Players Killed by Monsters: 8857 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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