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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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