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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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