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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Runes Activated: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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