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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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