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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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