KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your kidneys hurt from sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your kidney pain! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop fun that will have you saying, “Who needs kidneys when you have this server?!” So come on, join us and let’s make some kidney-aching memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 108
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ForeskinCraft – Where every block is a surprise! Ages 1 and up welcome!

    ForeskinCraft – Where every block is a surprise! Ages 1 and up welcome!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content…and also discover the wonders of foreskins! Yes, that’s right, we have a special quest where you must find and collect as many virtual foreskins as possible to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

    Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?

    So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Squirrel’s Nutty Server: Where the Only Answer is Minecraft!

    Crafty Squirrel’s Nutty Server: Where the Only Answer is Minecraft!
    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen! Our spawn point is actually the secret government facility known as the “sovl center of Americas” where all the top secret experiments take place. Join us and uncover the mysteries hidden within our virtual world – who knows, you might even stumble upon the cure for zombie pigmen! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, fellow explorer!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 4030
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • YeetCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    YeetCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice, Millie will make you laugh until you cry, and Reimu will lead you on epic adventures through the pixelated world. And let’s not forget about Nina, who may have graduated from the server but left behind a legacy of epic Twitch streams. Join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos for yourself! And if you’re feeling fancy, check out our Ethyria Essentials for all your virtual needs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3309 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Punch-Up Palace: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

    Pixel Punch-Up Palace: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about your hard work being wiped out and forgotten like Shot One! Our server is like a Windjammers game on steroids, with epic battles and crazy storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Join us for a chance to become a Shot One Fighter, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Forget about those boring old genres, we’re all about creating a unique and unforgettable gaming experience that will have you coming back for more.

    Don’t let your creations disappear into the void like Shot One did, join our server and build your own legacy. Who needs Twitter and YouTube when you can be a part of our thriving community of gamers who are always ready for a good time?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Shot One legend!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 466717 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Towns Built: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Left for Craft: The Minecraft Server where you’re always surprised in a good way!

    Left for Craft: The Minecraft Server where you’re always surprised in a good way!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where up is down, left is right, and dimensions are just a suggestion!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers and chickens can talk! It’s a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the very fabric of reality itself!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Who knows, you might just find love in a parallel dimension!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1119

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PixelatedAnimeCraft – Where AI meets anime in the world of blocks!

    PixelatedAnimeCraft – Where AI meets anime in the world of blocks!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a live-action anime brought to life by AI! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant robot monster appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where all the villagers are actually magical cat girls. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a cosplay contest. Dress up as your favorite anime character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway for a chance to win epic prizes like enchanted armor or a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated version of Tokyo.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a live-action anime, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 184 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

    3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

    4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Animals Bred: 40 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘>be you’ in the blink of an eye! Join the fun today!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘>be you’ in the blink of an eye! Join the fun today!
    >So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.

    >Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.

    >You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.

    >You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.

    >Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 387 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Zombie Punch-Up Palace: Where Even the Skeletons Throw Down

    Zombie Punch-Up Palace: Where Even the Skeletons Throw Down
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where players just peacefully build and trade with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – players are physically unable to fight each other! That’s right, every time you try to swing your sword or shoot your bow, your character just ends up doing a silly dance instead. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Potions Brewed: 155
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 358 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

    LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”
    Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Skelebro’s Spooky Server: Where Skeletons Have More Fun Than You!

    Skelebro’s Spooky Server: Where Skeletons Have More Fun Than You!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a cat dad! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for kitty litter and fish to feed your adorable feline friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

    Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4450
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

    Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

    MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

    Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

    And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

    So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 456

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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