JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Woof Talkers United

animal communication, dog behavior, dog communication, dog training, dog vocal communication, dog vocal processing, dog vocalizations, human-dog communication, pet behavior, pet language, pet psychology, pet speech, pet tempo, pet vocal processing, pet vocal tempo, pet vocalizations, pet voices, pet voices practicality, speech rate, Talkers, United, vocalizations, woof

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

86548261, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, pixels, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

air travel, Airline, Airline (Industry), airline name, airline reputation, Airplane, Aviation, branding, crash investigation, crash-airlines, Crashcraft, customer experience, emergency procedures, Flight, Fly, Marketing, opinion, public perception, risk assessment, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, smp, travel

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	176

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

Adventure, avoiding danger, Avoiding Rape, challenge, dangerous terrain, Escape, frozen, frozen river, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hardcore, Hell, Minecraft, online gaming, perseverance, player safety, river, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Tips, video game

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GymCrafters: AITA?

aita, Boundaries, budget-friendly, Commitment, Communication, Dedication, early bird, Exercise, FITNESS, goals, gym, GymCrafters, health, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, strength training, Support, weight loss

Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Animals Bred:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

ashamed, concealment, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Failure, Guilt, Hiding, Humiliation, Insecurities, Minecraft, mistake, past, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-blame, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteve, smp, Vulnerability

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

2025, Achievements, Advancements, anticipation, aspirations, blocky, Challenges, dreams, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Future, goals, Hope, innovation, Milestones, MineCraft2025, new beginnings, opportunities, personal growth, positivity, progress, success, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Gods Slained:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

bbc news, chief, Cold War tensions, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, global politics, IMMINENT, international relations, Jens Stoltenberg, Military, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Today, Western Allies

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

ayatollah, Crafty, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Iranian military, Iranian politics, Islamic Republic, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, Minecraft, nuclear deal, nuclear power, oil exports, Persian Gulf, regional power, revolutionary guard, sanctions, Server, Tehran

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4482	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.