JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Lonely Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ores Mined:	4626	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6169

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

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JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	191	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8179

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2404	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5163
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyLoveIsland

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Towns Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1912
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2