I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9467
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

blocktopia, Book, Hidden Gem, Impactful, learning, lessons, Life, life changing, life lesson, Movie, Overlooked, Underrated, underrated book, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated lesson, underrated media, underrated movie, underrated read, underrated story, valuable, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	210
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	110	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	497651	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nature Senses Alive

alive, Countries, Environment, findings, Forests, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, Outdoor, Positive, researchers, Senses, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory stimuli, study, surroundings, survey, Universal, Visitors

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, otzdarva, Server

Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6964
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

Accomplished, achievement, celebration, did it again, Epic, Good Job, Happy, high five, hooray, keep it up, Minecraft, positive vibes, Proud, proud moment, repeat success, Server, success, success story, Thumbs up, Victorious, Vrench, Vrenchs, Well done, Yay

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	190	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.