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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Towns Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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