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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Crops Grown: 8244

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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