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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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