Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3519 Falling into the Void: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

    Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP
    “Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoKidsMinecraftServer

    NoKidsMinecraftServer
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 0 Zombie Dances: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TurkeyCraft DishDrama

    TurkeyCraft DishDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

    Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

    So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9976 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

    Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

    So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4542 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9771

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

    NoobNook: AntiSocCraft
    Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 303 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

    HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack
    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KhmerEmpire

    KhmerEmpire

    Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Towns Built: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

    The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

    Website Discord IP
    thecavern.net https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt mc.thecavern.net

    Who are we?

    The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

    Key Features

    • Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
    • Player Driven Economy
    • Keep Inventory
    • Dungeon Bosses
    • Custom Fishing
    • Art Map
    • Over 1,000+ Quests
    • Balanced Jobs System
    • Blackmarket NPC
    • Player Markets
    • Player Warps
    • mcMMO
    • Tamable Pets
    • 6 FREE Ranks
    • Secure Trading
    • Dynmap
    • Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
    • Marriages
    • Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1600 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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