Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Towns Built: 8
Villages Defended: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 5326 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Ores Mined: 6527 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 687
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchantments Applied: 191
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Farms Harvested: 763

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 369 Epic Shields Constructed: 14

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Animals Bred: 118

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyBootyBumpers

    BlockyBootyBumpers
    Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Void Gems Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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