So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Meteorites Collected: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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