So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Farms Harvested: 451 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Animals Bred: 129 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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