So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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