| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 693 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2439 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6575 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3281 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Potions Brewed: | 129 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1543 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7282 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 361 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4559 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 236 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5096 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4604 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8174 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9982 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1485 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 85998 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9253 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 70 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 285 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7848 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6577 |
| Ores Mined: | 643 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6730 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4512 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 738 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2618 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 875 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
