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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
Players Killed by Monsters: 2771 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Holy Grails Found: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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