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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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