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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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