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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found: 9963 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Void Armor Forged: 21
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Star Shards Collected: 224 Falling into the Void: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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