Golem Gone Wild: Where Jews and their golems go to find new support and have a blast in Minecraft!

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

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Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Booty Busters

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	156
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	9819
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	425038
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1361
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8843	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5