GlowedUpGang | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Votes:	1477	Star Shards Collected:	259
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2764	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	634728	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4408
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8408	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2235
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1834
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

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