Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 1871
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Potions Brewed: 28
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Ores Mined: 3514

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Star Shards Collected: 78
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Zombie Dances: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8176 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Crops Grown: 6606 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Villages Defended: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Farms Harvested: 942
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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