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Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchantments Applied:	151
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ShowerCraftVIP

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Night Skies:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9419

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftySaverz

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Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	730381	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SpyCraftChemWars

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So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrotherlyBlockage

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🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9865	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
New Chunks Explored:	429630	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	9353	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4