so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Dragon Scales Harvested: 278 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Alien Abductions: 3 Magic Items Found: 7762

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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