so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 459
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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