so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Farms Harvested: 954 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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