Forever Incel Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Community, coping, DATING, incel, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, rejection, relationships, seeking help, self improvement, self love, self worth, smp, social anxiety, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Crops Grown:	3191
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and transform into a Minecraft chad, attracting all the pixelated babes with your epic builds and redstone skills. Say goodbye to your incel days and hello to a world where you are the ultimate Minecraft player, slaying mobs and hearts left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. Will you be brave enough to face this love-struck specter and earn its eternal gratitude (and maybe some diamonds)?

Join now and leave your incel days behind you! Who needs real-life romance when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8245	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	65	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	3112
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crops Grown:	9764	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5790	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8416	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	2194	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!