| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2723 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 393 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
0.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:16703
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5141 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2258 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4572 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Emeralds Found: | 8361 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 272 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.
2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!
3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7637 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2722 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.
so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9370 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Animals Bred: | 114 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 484 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3873 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.
we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7865 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9673 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1702 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.
Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6047 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!
So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2794 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6641 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 190 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?
So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7241 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3013 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.
so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2902 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 782 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Votes: | 102 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 644 |
