Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 42 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Players Killed by Monsters: 8417 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’
    Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

    So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Zombie Dances: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 434

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

    ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

    Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

    So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ores Mined: 6518 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

    KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

    Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ores Mined: 6242
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 86

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

    Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Chimeras Created: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

    Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

    So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

    Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

    So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

    MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

    Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

    Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 63124 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5974 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

    Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ores Mined: 4905
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

    Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

    But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

    Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

    Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

    So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7791 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

    PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4050 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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