so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

    Brain Rewire Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

    Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Emeralds Found: 4657
    Enchantments Applied: 202 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

    Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild
    Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

    Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

    If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

    Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

    PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

    WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

    And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

    SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

    CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SumyMedCraft Server

    SumyMedCraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

    our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

    oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3204 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

    HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss
    lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

    Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft
    yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival
    Version Java 1.21
    Resets Vote for resets on Discord
    Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
    • No cheating or hacking

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Farms Harvested: 731 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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