Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP

Completely, Conspiracy, Deception, elon musk, Elon’s mask, Elon’s secret, Elon’s true face, Elons, hoax, internet, mask, Minecraft, online buzz., Reveal, ruse, Shocking.., smp, social media, Surprise, trending topic, truth revealed, twitter, unexpected, viral

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	155
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	6586	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Potions Brewed:	181	Dragon Eggs Found:	2360
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Love Letters Sent:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Towns Built:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	126
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Blood Moons Survived:	0

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	3022
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	417
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1456
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	825	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	5709
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).