LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Farms Harvested: 289 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Crops Grown: 6210 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Ores Mined: 3081 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Magic Items Found: 6083
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3900 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Potions Brewed: 158
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mines Excavated: 3818

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Runes Activated: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 114 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1244 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Chimeras Created: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 203 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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