Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Dragon Eggs Found: 7422 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Love Letters Sent: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Secret Passages Found: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Will To Live Minecraft SMP

    Will To Live Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GiftGoneWrongCraft

    GiftGoneWrongCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

    We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

    Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

    VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Crops Grown: 8013
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MineBurntOutCraft

    MineBurntOutCraft
    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

    BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 265 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
    Server Name Gapple Minecraft Server
    Minecraft Server Address gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
    Goal Stay alive and earn points

    FAQ

    What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

    The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

    Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

    What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

    The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

    Is there a Discord server for communication?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

    Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3301
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

    DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

    Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

    So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CakeBlock Minecraft Server

    CakeBlock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

    So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NormalButWeirdMCSMP

    NormalButWeirdMCSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

    If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Potions Brewed: 21 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCrepesAndCaves

    CraftyCrepesAndCaves
    Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Crops Grown: 4416
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

    CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

    like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

    and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

    so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 982228
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NaziFlagOopsieCraft

    NaziFlagOopsieCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

    also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

    oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 371163 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • EarthCube

    EarthCube

    EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 477 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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