Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Potions Brewed: 198
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

    BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

    Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

    Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

    Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

    So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • FastingFrenzyCraft

    FastingFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

    Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CrushedByMinecraftSMP

    CrushedByMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

    AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!
    Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Potions Brewed: 173
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • UNIFILgateRage

    UNIFILgateRage
    come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PangeaMC

    PangeaMC

    PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Wacky Town Minecraft Server

    Wacky Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

    Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

    So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7604 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

    Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Mines Excavated: 4707

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CoverCraftMuslimLand

    CoverCraftMuslimLand
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

    Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 129
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Dimension Hops: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

    PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

    Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Magic Items Found: 8421 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockyBrewHaHa

    BlockyBrewHaHa
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

    We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

    Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest
    come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Magic Items Found: 5419 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

    AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs
    omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

    join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • AwoogaMC

    AwoogaMC

    Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

    Join now!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

    No. 925878168 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

    Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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