Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Holy Grails Found: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 7507 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Potions Brewed: 178 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
    Server Name Gapple Minecraft Server
    Minecraft Server Address gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
    Goal Stay alive and earn points

    FAQ

    What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

    The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

    Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

    What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

    The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

    Is there a Discord server for communication?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 94
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Zombie Dances: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

    Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Ores Mined: 3127 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

    DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

    Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

    So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 269 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CakeBlock Minecraft Server

    CakeBlock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

    So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 New Chunks Explored: 633178
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NormalButWeirdMCSMP

    NormalButWeirdMCSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

    If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Crops Grown: 7057 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyCrepesAndCaves

    CraftyCrepesAndCaves
    Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Gods Slained: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

    CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

    like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

    and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

    so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NaziFlagOopsieCraft

    NaziFlagOopsieCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

    also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

    oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • EarthCube

    EarthCube

    EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

    Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

    So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

    He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

    And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1314
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • OpinionCraft: BF Edition

    OpinionCraft: BF Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

    We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

    Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BookWormSMP: Life Changer

    BookWormSMP: Life Changer
    Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockShockSecrets

    BlockShockSecrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

    Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Alien Abductions: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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