Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	1698
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	1019	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9860
Magic Items Found:	4686	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2500
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1378
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchantments Applied:	104	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Emeralds Found:	2604
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime history, anime industry, art evolution, character design, comics, Crafty, cultural influence, graphic novels, illustration, japanese art, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga history, manga industry, Minecraft, Server, storytelling, visual style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

Africa, Charity, children, community service, donation, education, giving back, Healthcare, helped, Humanitarian Aid, impoverished, Making A Difference, Marginalized, Minecraft, Outreach, philanthropy, Poor, POVERTY, smp, Social Impact, Support, Today, uganda, underprivileged, volunteerism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	887	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoRoom4Noobs, Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Buildings Constructed:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BroCraft Drama-Free Zone

acceptance, adoption, anger, bio family, biological family, Boundaries, brocraft, Communication, counseling, CPS, dramafree, emotions, family, foster care, healing, Identity, love, ORPHAN, relationship, Siblings, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding, Zone

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen! We’ve got adopted siblings, bio siblings, and a fiancée who’s obsessed with making everyone feel like they were robbed of their rights.

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a bio daughter and an adopted daughter who won’t take any nonsense. Will they be able to coexist in this crazy Minecraft world? Only one way to find out – join our server now! And remember, only kids think everyone should feel the same, so embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL

AMBITION, aspiration, BUILD, desire, dream, dream big, Dream car, dream come true, Dream House, dream job, dream life, dream partner, dream vacation, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, Goal, ideal, imagination, lol, longing, ultimate dream, wildest dream, wish

Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6442
Mines Excavated:	4182	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1983	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3