Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!
3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.
4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!
5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.
So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can find the girl of your dreams! No, not in real life, silly! We’re talking about in-game!
Join our server and you’ll be able to feed and cuddle with your very own virtual girlfriend. She’ll never leave your side, unless you forget to feed her, then she might just run off to find someone else who will give her the attention she deserves.
But fear not, on our server, you can also fight off any potential suitors who try to steal your girl. Just make sure to keep her happy and she’ll be yours forever.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find the virtual girlfriend of your dreams!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!
Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?
Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!
Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.
And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.
With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!
See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!
Are you tired of searching for the perfect 10/10 woman in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can find the most epic and gorgeous women you’ve ever seen!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find your dream girl. From pixelated princesses to blocky beauties, we have it all!
But beware, these women are not your average Minecraft villagers. They are strong, independent, and crafty – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect 10/10 woman before someone else does!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Ram Navami in the most epic way possible! Join us as we embody the spirit of Ram, the ultimate Ubermensch Hero of Minecraft!
Imagine building your own kingdom with divine powers, slaying dragons and monsters like the fearless Ram himself. Our server is where legends are born and epic quests are completed!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this mythicalworld where you can unleash your inner hero and conquer all obstacles in your path. Join us now and become the Ram of Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!
Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Do you dream of being a kawaii anime boy with magical powers? Well, look no further because our server lets you transform into your wildest anime fantasies! Join us and become the ultimate senpai or waifu in the Minecraft world. Fight off creepers with your magical girl powers or summon a giant mecha to protect your base. The possibilities are endless when you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime hero!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.
Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!
We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
Finally the server you’ve been looking for! We’ve designed a great,
challenging and fun adventure for you to dive into! Sordrins labyrinth
invites you to test yourself in a crazy adventure you have never dreamed of.
Full of Puzzles,Villages,and interesting places, We have a giant
3100×3100
Labyrinth for you to get lost in,And thats only the start!
Our server comes equipped with over 40 plugins
to help maximize the players enjoyment all while keeping minecraft
balanced and fun.
Take a look at our server trailer to get a better understanding!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLDTM3uHAHU
Of all our game types Factions is our first, in out servers we promise a unique experience for all players and we are always working on our servers. /Vote For Shards! (Server Wide Currency)
– Factions
+First Unique server on our network and full of surprises, custom cannons, huge explosions, and we start you off with a Base in a Box!
– Creative
+Free Creative and full world edit access when you spend your Shards(Vote Rewards)
– Prison
+Come join our prison server for a more open experience then a packed in prison.(Our Trees are Real)
– SkyBlock
+Come start you island and expand today!
– Elimination
+HARDCORE server where the re-spawns happen every Monday and the monsters are uglier than your mother. +Kill the EnderDragon for 10,000 Shards (EXTREMELY HARD) – Minigame(beta)
+We custom code our plugins. (Come make a recommendation today!) Teamspeak: TS3.FactionHustlers.com Server Ip: Mc.FactionHustlers.com Website: FactionHustlers.com
Come check us out, we have a great community. Come talk to us on our public teamspeak: TS3.FactionHustlers.com
Server currently runs a Vanilla style setup with a starter town, a login mod to allow offline-mode versions to play and protect account names. An XP mod to increase basic Minecraft Skills. A Teleport Plugin that allows users to port to one another and admins to move to a players location quickly. A /sethome function that enables multiple homes and allows a user to type /back when they respawn to retrieve their items lost from the location they were killed at. A lottery that allows players to bet Gold for more gold. A Market Plugin that allows players to buy/sell items. An Economy Plugin that gives you a wage for every hour played! A Job Plugin in case you want more money! Lockette which allows players to lock their doors and chests preventing players from stealing their items as well as notifying Admins when someone is attempting to break into another players house or steal their items.
Towny server with survival if you dont like towny, and right now is recruiting mods. If your intrested please contact one of the admins on the server. The email you can contact us at is [email protected]. Please vote and have fun on the server and if you hack >:) the hammer might speak!
