Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

Border dispute, Conflict Resolution, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical news, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, military advancement, military conflict, military operation, military victory, Minecraft, Russian army, Russian Invasion, Russian regiment, Server, territorial sovereignty, territory reclamation, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, war zone

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskysVictoryPlan, Diplomacy, doable, global relations, Government, international support, leadership, Négotiation, Partners, Peace, Peacebuilding, progress, SECURITY, Stability, strategy, Ukraine, Unity, victory plan, Zelensky

come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun

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Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we got ultra-deep fracking for LIMITLESS geothermal power, bro! We got the Laboratory of Experimental Rock Mechanics up in here, showing us how to crack open that semi-plastic, gooey rock at supercritical depths like it’s no big deal. We’re talking water flowing through like a freakin’ waterfall, man!

You wanna harness the power of the Earth’s core in Minecraft? Well, you better hop on this server and start diggin’ deep, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around with no surface-level stuff here. We’re all about that extreme mining life, baby!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fracking your way to unlimited geothermal power! Who needs solar panels when you got a whole freakin’ volcano under your feet, am I right? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server

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✌ Hey buddy! Are you ready to dive into the world of Minecraft, where there are no boundaries or limits? Welcome to OTFHEE – a vanilla server that is cooler than all the others!

☄ We have a really epic world here – 30 million blocks in both directions, and all this is available for your adventures. Fly, build, explore – do whatever you want, bro! ☀ We don’t have wipes, so all your achievements will stay with you forever.

✧ Few rules, complete freedom of action, no unbalanced donations. Forget about “pay to win” – everything is fair and transparent with us. And most importantly, the server is free! ✧

☞ Come, feel like a real survival master and build your ideal world without restrictions! ☜

We are waiting for you at OTFHEE! You will definitely like it! ♡{｡^◕‿◕^｡}

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	2163	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

Boyfriend, husband, Minecraft, point, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

– The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

– Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Items Found:	4117	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Blockchain, cloud computing, cybersecurity, Data Analytics, digital transformation, future technology, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, Minecraft, quantum computing, robotics, Smart Devices, smp, tech advancements, Technology Trends, TechTrendz, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

Armenian Genocide, Armenian-Turkish relations, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, freedom of speech, genocide denial, GenoTurkey, historical events, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, political repression, press freedom, Propaganda, radio station, reference, Server, shuts down, turkey, Turkish government

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	1006
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crops Grown:	1030

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bucha’s Drone Busters

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Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Items Found:	5040

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cannabis DNA Impact Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	8315	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CreateRP
Server Type	Roleplay with Custom Modpack
Features	Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
Discord	Join here

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is CreateRP?	CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
What makes CreateRP unique?	CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	807151

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	6686	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!