Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Meteorites Collected: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7392
Dragon Eggs Found: 9792 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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