Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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