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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 755 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6640 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
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