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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 687 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Votes: | 1220 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
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