Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • “Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server

    “Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to answer the age-old question: “WHY ARE YOU GAY?” Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, fabulous diamond armor, and a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our pride parade through the Nether, complete with glitter cannons and a drag queen Ender Dragon. So come on, darling, join us and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP

    PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the roasties are plentiful and the drama is non-stop! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while navigating through a world filled with spicy gossip and scandalous rumors.

    Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a little extra excitement in their Minecraft experience. From secret love triangles to epic pranks gone wrong, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why should you join us? Well, for starters, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server admin.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of trolling. If you think you have what it takes to outwit these master pranksters, then our server is the perfect place for you.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in our crazy world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Farms Harvested: 222
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

    Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

    Yo, welcome to the official server of Mountains of Lava Inc., where we break blocks, hearts, and your will to live. This is an anarchy server, so if you’re here to build a masterpiece, good luck keeping it. Nothing’s safe—your base, your gear, your sanity. We love watching it all burn. Think you’re tough enough to survive in our playground of chaos? Come at us. Build all you want, but don’t cry when it’s rubble by morning. (hax are cool. If it doesn’t break server no1 curr)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Civilization RolePlay

    Civilization RolePlay

    A new realistic civilization server! We are freshly started and looking for players to help test out our server and get involved in our Civilization Role Play! We have towns and a whole Earth to explore! More features are coming soon, get in on the ground floor and establish your economic dominance before others get the chance!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • No. 203534339 Minecraft Server

    No. 203534339 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land dressed in a diamond-studded chicken suit. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be warned, one of those wishes might just turn your house into a giant block of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Towns Built: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Crops Grown: 7297 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

    TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition
    In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Magic Items Found: 5697

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Aetheria Cobblemon

    Aetheria Cobblemon

    Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

    Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Mines Excavated: 4618
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Villages Defended: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4407 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features
    • Never reset
    • Minimal to no anticheat
    • Minimal to no rules
    • Custom mobs
    • Custom plugins
    • Custom enchants
    • Guns
    • Optional protection blocks
    • 2b2t fitmc
    • Top balance and vote cash prize
    • Free ranks
    • Free 32k kits
    • Vanilla
    • Tekkit
    • Disguises
    • Skyblock
    • Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it
    • Many more

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Zombie Dances: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 343
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 273 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 53
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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